THE NAIVE BOY
A boy walks over to a pregnant lady.
“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.
“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
AKPOS JOKES
Mother: Akpos I’m sorry I slept with
someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
Akpos: Mum,
what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?!
Mother: I
am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him… because we are of
different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with
his son for the first time ever.
Akpos: No
I am speaking to no one. Bob is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother:
Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.
Akpos: Ok,
I will give him a piece of my mind!
Akpos: Hello
Akpos: Hello
Caller:
Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father.
Akpos:
Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Love u so much
Dad!!!!! I’ve been looking for you for so long.
SAD BOY
One day a man walked down a street and saw a little boy
crying.
The man: Why are you crying little guy?
The boy: My mom calls my dad a fat pig and my dad calls my mom an elephant.
The man: There is no need to be sad for that.
The boy: Then what will I be!?
The boy: My mom calls my dad a fat pig and my dad calls my mom an elephant.
The man: There is no need to be sad for that.
The boy: Then what will I be!?
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9 comments:
MY OWN... I've posted my own lolz
Is that supposed to be your joke?
The jokes try
Up Chelsea!
here is another one...
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
hahahahahahah very funny
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged, still in her sleep,she was getin married to d same lucky man. After d wedding, she became pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse told her it was still remaining,she pushd and delivered d second baby, and she was told it was still remaining anoda baby. As she was trying to push d third baby out,her kid brother shouted juliana wakeup! wakeup oooo
U don shit for bed....
Funny jokes you gat here
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